Two blondes wearing thigh-highs, gloves, and nothing else

[jimmy_ear]

....this is what I want to come home to...

[Xray]

....this is what I want to come home to...
Two wives? Didn't the people in Texas get in trouble for that?

The problem with that thought is, you can come home to them, but they won't be much interested in you, just each other. Mainly because you have a penis.